A look at kids and how tantrums evolve. November 28, 2007
Posted by caldi-chan in : parents , trackbackTANTRUM
A Large fit of rage usually involving kicking/hitting and screaming on the non mature type of human but sometimes progresses into pre-teen tantrums.
When it hits pre teen it is considered emo and angst. Includes badly written poetry, and often the begining signs of possible smokers. It will continue up until the age of 18, where they are an evolved teenager and they suddenly think they know eveything, when in fact they don’t. At this point in time it is reccomended to send them to boot camp, or worse. Grandmas.
At the age of 20, they will have had at least suffered many horrible jobs, or be incredibly lazy and never worked once in their life. Now is the time to push them out into the steel jungel. Ready or not, your lil angsty brat is now an angsty adult. They will eventually spawn, and suddenly realize that their kids are ten times worse then they were. This is where you smile and nod, secretly laughing your head off.
This short essay has been brought to by the word, Fuck, as in most parents don’t give one. and the letters O, H, and S, H, I, T. As in Oh, shit I’m pregnant. Also inspired by the public broadcasting system of deranged grandmothers, who virtually know the hell you will go through. Heck they raised Six or more kids.
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