Chuck Norris, tough guy and Internet legend, sued book publisher Penguin on Friday over a book that he claims exploits hi name. The book, “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human”, was published in November and seems to be a collection of “mythical facts” from Internet lists that have been circulating since 2005. So, in celebration of this lawsuit and to rekindle an already played out bit of Internet humor, we’d like to recap some of our favorite Chuck Norris. Here’s hoping he doesn’t sue us too.

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. (apparently untrue)
• When Chuck Norris was delivered he roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face. No one delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

Here’s hoping you enjoyed some of those, but probably not since we’ve all read them over and over…and over again. There’s nothing new here, Chuck. If you were as badass as the Internet would have us to believe, you wouldn’t need to sue Penguin. You would’ve just roundhouse kicked them out of existence.

On a lighter note, looking at that article I noticed that not even Reuters could resist adding a few Chuck Norris ‘facts’ into their article. They’re like crack, and no matter who whines and complains they’ll continue circulating probably until the end of time.

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